*New pony tumblr for new art and such - flutterdashpie.tumblr.com
Anyhow I haven't done journal memes in a while but I saw this and just had to have fun with it c: Kidnapped from
Used the pokemon generator and get these fun answers, ahaha - wyncorporation.com/pokemon/ind…
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Minccino (I'm sorry Tal but this guy is just so
adorable. And fluffy
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Octillery (my boss is an octopus, your argument is invalid)
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Flareon (AWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAH Fire, fire everywhere!)
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Electabuzz (I get to die by electrocution How exciting)
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Grotle (not sure if that good or bad. I love turtles but if she evolves and gets mad
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Lucario (Oh just
now everyone thinks I'm one of those fan freaks)
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Weedle (Worst relationship ever)
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
future tentacle rape? Auuughhh!)
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Weavile (Look I like you and all but your claws are too sharp for snuggling. I'd suggest putting on gloves or something next time)
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Cranidos (Whyyyyyy Why would you do that, I was saving that for dessert!)
11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night.
Beautifly (I was wondering about that tickling feeling that I was getting
12. This Pokémon banged your mom.
13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants.
Zubat (Bats in my pants! Eh
not as catchy as ants in my pants)
14. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Monferno (apparently I am badass enough to beat a flaming monkey fighter to death)
15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Ho-oh (awwww yeah
.we can go all over the world and stuff awesooommme)
16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Snubbull (unfortunately they are dirty stories)
17. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Cute, I guess)
18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist.
Drifblim (okay now I have an even more of a reason to fear dentists now)
19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
makes sense. I always have those slow and stupid moments)
20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
fuck. Please don't erupt, please don't erupt